1. Three’s Company
There’s nothing like enjoying a happy, wholesome meal taken in congenial company.
2. The Things We See On Our Walks
When you live in an urban environment, sharing public spaces, your sense of community expands. It takes in many diverse types of individuals and unusual situations.
3. It Takes All Types
The scenario: an attractive mom, straight outta central casting. A pig-tailed daughter. A handsome young man who’s perhaps adopted or a friend of the family. You smile at the sight of them sitting together, each of them studying the menu.
4. Maybe I’ll Take That to Go
But as you study the scene a bit longer, something begins to seem amiss. The woman seems to be on the edge of going all Pink Floyd on the lad: “If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding, how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!”
5. You Can Get Anything You Want at Alice’s Restaurant
“No, son, when I asked what you wanted to eat, Beyonce is not a proper response. And wipe that smile off of your face.”
6. How Sweet It Is
You can look all you want, but you can’t touch this. You study the boy as he sips his water and stares longingly at the girl’s milkshake. Oh, it looks so very, very pink. “Mom, why can’t I have a milkshake, too?” he asks.
“Remember your diabetes, son.”
“But mom, I don’t have diabetes,” he replies. She tells him that’s because she keeps him from milkshakes.
“How come Katie gets one then?” She answers, “Because I took a life insurance policy out on her, that’s why. Now, Katie, honey, drink up!”
7. Oh, No, Not On My Watch You Don’t!
I’m sending my X-ray death stare on your stringy white butt, and don’t think I’m not! Yeah, I’m gonna melt you into that chair, and your pink milkshake slurping progeny, too. Don’t think I’m not going to melt you. There’s no escape now; you are as dead as that stringy half-cooked cow on your plate.
8. Marching to a Different Beat
Katie starts drumming on the table, annoying the other patrons. When Michael joins in, the mother sharply reprimands him, explaining “It’s okay if Katie drums on the table, we expect silliness from her. She’s strictly amateur hour. You, on the other hand, have talent. I don’t want you hitting the table. You go to that jazz club on 9 th. Avenue and you get some serious green, do you hear me, young man? You don’t give away what you can get good greenbacks for. Now take Katie here, do you seriously think anyone’s going to pay her for her musical gifts? Let her hit the table, that’s her peak. You, young man, I expect finer things from. Don’t disappoint me.”
9. Meet Your Meat
“Mom, how come you and Katie get a hamburger with your fries, and all I get are fries?”
“Remember that life insurance policy I told you that I took out on Katie? Right. Someday you’ll thank me.” The kid nods. Mother knows best.
10. Are You Sure?
“As long as you’re sure now?” he mutters as you study his sad face.
11. I Can’t Believe This!
I can’t believe that I didn’t think of getting life insurance on my family, you think. You pound your forehead in frustration at all of those wasted years.
With foresight, you could have made a serious dent in your student loan payments.
12. If You Can’t Talk to Total Strangers, Then What’s the Point of Eavesdropping?
Who can you talk to? Your family? You didn’t think of bloating them up with unhealthy foods, and so they’re still hale and healthy and unwilling to put up with your attitude. That’s why approaching strangers in public spaces works best.
13. Lights, Cameras, Action!
All of a sudden, a camera crew appears. It’s like one of your nightmares, but in this one, you’re wearing clothing. Your first thought is: who are these people? Your second thought is: I told my boss that I was at home with the flu. Dang!
Okay, I can still maybe get out of this. What are the chances of anyone in that viper’s nest of an office that I work at watching trash TV? On second thought, I am so hosed.
14. It’s a Wonderful Life
If it’s not on film, it ain’t real. If it is on film, it may be a fake. Choose wisely.
15. Don’t Touch the Merchandise
The good news is that the woman at the next table is offering to buy you whatever you want to eat. The bad news is that all of a sudden you’ve lost your appetite.
16. I Could….
I could get used to this! Wait, I should be playing hard to get. “Okay, ma’am, I give you about two hours to stop this nonsense.”
17. I Have a Thing
Michael, I have a thing for jazz drummers, and I couldn’t help but overhear that you beat the skins. I think we should talk about that, Michael. I really do.
When the camera crew came up and commended her for her coming to the aid of a handsome young man, she said that she was always available for young talent.
19. Repeat After Me
Click your heels three times and repeat after me: “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home,” dang it! If the home is where the heart is, then this is a heart attack waiting to happen.
20. Where the Cool Kids Swing
There is a special spot where the cool kids swing, but it definitely ain’t here.
Katie, unfortunately, succumbed to early onset diabetes.
Mom has relocated to Paris.
Michael is on tour with a boy band after being spotted in a jazz club.
Dr. Oz: “I’m Very Concerned About the Corona Virus, Here’s Why”
While coronaviruses have been known to medical science since the 1960s, few have been anywhere near as dangerous as this new one from the market in Wuhan China.
A coronavirus is typified by its protective shell which resembles a crown or a halo under a microscope. That is where it gets its name. The average coronavirus does little more than cause the symptoms of the common cold, sniffles, cough, flu-like symptoms and so on. Part of the reason that these viruses are so hard to prevent from causing millions of colds each year is their protective shell. They can remain on a surface for hours, sometimes days, before they begin to lose structural integrity. But few trigger symptoms as severe as this one known as 2019-nCoV.
Dr. Oz had this to say about what has become known as the Wuhan Coronavirus, “It’s alarming, this is the big news today, the Chinese leadership is starting to say ‘this incubation period is a lot longer than we thought.’”
If this report is true, it means that many, many more people may be infected than have been reported- or even anticipated. It means that people could be walking around, infected, and not even know it- not taking precautions and spreading the virus everywhere they go. That means anyone who has recently returned from the area around the Wuhan market, where the outbreak started, could be carrying the disease.
At the time of this writing, the total enumerated infection count is over 1,800. The total deaths are approaching 200. Other researchers are suggesting that this virus has a rapid mutation rate. That is particularly terrifying because it is what made the HIV-AIDS virus so difficult to treat.
At present, the World Health Organization had laid down a series of suggestions to help people avoid infection.
They advise that anyone who may come into contact with the virus should:
- Wash their hands frequently
- Maintain good sanitation on and around all frequently used objects and surfaces
- Avoid centers of mass travel such as airports
- Sneeze and cough into the elbow or a tissue
- Take immunity-boosting supplements like vitamin C
The source of the infection is believed to have come from a specific market in Wuhan, where live animals were kept in stalls for sale and trade. Researchers believe the virus came from either a snake or a bat. The initial cases of illness were reported in December 2019 by employees of the Wuhan market. That market is now shut down for the foreseeable future.
As health officials struggle to understand the virus and contain its progress, other researchers are asking even more startling questions. The shell of this virus is similar to the shell of a virus created in a university research lab in 2015 at the University of North Carolina. What’s more, there is a known military biological weapons lab in Wuhan China.
If these reports are true, it could have serious implications, not only for global health- but for relations between the US and China.
Big Brother Contestants Make How Much on the Show?!?
Big Brother has been a wildly popular, dramatic reality TV game show since 2000. Audiences are captivated by the twists, the turns, the strange alliances, and the betrayals. The show is based on a Dutch program with the same premise which also became wildly popular in Spain and Germany before the reboot came to America.
As the US version grew in popularity, the producers eventually made it possible for fans to watch the contestants on a non-live streaming video feed available 24 hours a day seven days a week. Yes, the contestants on Big Brother are now on display to be viewed by anyone in the world at every waking moment. How they avoid getting caught in their all-togethers or during toilet breaks, we don’t know. Maybe they have certain camera-safe areas to which they can retreat.
Later on, the house the Big Brother contestants live in was stripped of all communication devices- depriving them of contact with the outside world. That is- except for the live feeds the public has unfettered access to. So, if one of them was being held hostage, we suppose they could let us know.
So the question came up of, how much do the contestants really earn? By playing the game they have the chance to make friends, or enemies, become Internet sensations, and to win half a million dollars. But, given everything they have to put up with; being ripped out of their lives, possibly losing jobs, experiencing the anguish of betrayal- all while being on public display- do they get anything else?
According to a report by Reality Blurred, a site that follows the happenings of reality TV stars, programs, and related matters- the contestants “[…] receive $750 per week that they’re in the house.”
Any pay they receive while in the jury house is harder to account for since nothing about it appears on the contract. However, it is believed that contestants receive consolation prizes during their time out of the main house. It also seems reasonable that the consolation prizes received in the jury house should be worth at least $500 since keeping them away from other gainful employment for less than that would be near to slavery. (We’re looking at you, jury duty.)
However, while the big prize on Big Brother is a cool half-million on top of what the contestants earn as their weekly salary, in reality- they have much more to gain in Internet stardom.
Many former Big Brother players have gone on to lucrative careers as influencers on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and other social media sites. While any gains from that are unlikely to be as exhilarating as half a million in fast cash- the best of them certainly earn more than that over the long term.
So, it would appear that our curiosity MacGuffins on Big Brother are at least doing as well as someone earning minimum wage- while essentially fooling around Truman Show style.
Single Mom Irina Shayk, Happy Single
Those in the public spotlight seem to be an open book. Their every move seems to is covered by gossip sites. Their whereabouts are nearly always and it seems as if we are updated on who’s dating who and what luxurious vacation they are on.
That’s why it is surprising that Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper kept their relationship under wraps for so long, dating all the way back to 2015. The couple was first spotted together after the actor and model were first seen in 2015. Cooper split from Suki Waterhouse and Shayk ended her five-year relationship with soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.
The couple was first seen together at a Broadway show, then shortly thereafter, the White House Correspondents’ dinner. Things seemed to move quickly from there. Within months the couple moved in together, soon they announced they were expecting.
Work Gets in the Way:
Irina, who has been quiet about her relationship and breakup with Bradley Cooper, recently spoke up about their relationship.
The couple ended their relationship in 2019, on the heels of the release of the stars’ remake of a Star is Born. The on-screen chemistry between Bradley Cooper and his co-star, Stefani Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga, sent tongues wagging. Rumors were raging that the two co-stars were in a relationship based on their pationate adaption of the film.
Irina set the record straight in some recent interviews about the end of their relationship. According to Shayk, the couple hadn’t been getting along for quite some time. After the baby was born, Shayk was hoping that Cooper would put their family first and slow down his busy working schedule. She was secretly hoping that after A Star is Born was released and the promotional tour was over, he would spend more time at home. That was not the case.
Irina, 33, was ready to settle into family life. This included getting married and more children. But the marriage never happened, and Cooper’s work schedule was as busy as ever.
Irina felt that her expectations weren’t met and she didn’t have the commitment level she wanted from Cooper. Shortly after the Award season in June 2019, the news broke that the couple had split. Irina had taken baby Lea and moved out of the couples Los Angeles home.At first, the separation was thought to be temporary. Both partners have decided that they are better apart than together.
The couple continues to co-parent their daughter, but it seems like the couple are happty being apart. They both seem to be quite content focusing on their child and carreers.
Irina recently said that “life without Cooper” and being a single mom is “new ground.” She also said that just because two people are great on their own, they are not always good together.
Irina is a strong woman, and while she often feels overwhelmed being a single-mom, she’s ready for the challenge. Both parents are dedicated to doing what is best for their child and are curently working on a visitation schedule.