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15 of the Dumbest Celebrity Baby Names

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It’s never too late for a name change. For any celebrity baby who is reading, just remember there is hope. You can change your ridiculous name by completing an application for a social security card and by showing the required documents. You need proof of your identity like a birth certificate and then you’re set. But why did your parents do this in the first place? Are weird baby names a publicity stunt? Celebrities should just stop with the dumb baby names. They can stand out by making sure their kids don’t go into the entertainment industry. That would be mind-blowing.

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source: eonline.com

These celebrities don’t go chasing waterfalls. They listen to the rivers and the lakes and just name their babies River. Kelly Clarkson named her baby River Rose and the girl will now have to live with that. Clarkson tweeted, “Our baby girl River Rose Blackstock arrived on June 12th! Thank you everyone for all of your well wishes! Brandon and I are on cloud 9!” Clarkson has a song out called “Heartbeat Song.”

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Is this two first names or a first and a middle? Lil’ Kim became a mom in June 2014 and named her baby Royal Reign. She had a fancy baby shower at the Broad Street Ballroom in New York City and was joined by the baby’s father Mr. Papers. She told InTouch, “Everything had a royal twist. At the beginning of the party, I was announced as The Queen with two trumpeters and even wore a crown.”

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green named their second child Bodhi Ransom. It sounds like body ransom. Did something happen, Megan?! Was there an extortion plot to kidnap your baby and hold him for ransom? Another actress named Teresa Palmer allegedly named her baby Bodhi as well. This is a case where they tried to be unique and turned out to be unimaginative. Bodhi is a Buddhist term that means enlightenment. Brian also has a boy named Kassius.

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source: blog.thebump.com

Fordham University is a university in New York City where students can study subjects like business, law, and criminal justice. It was not a baby’s name until now! “Bachelorette” stars Ashley and J.P. Rosenbaum are the parents to blame for this one. J.P. told US Magazine, “Both mom and baby are doing great and we are so so happy to welcome little Fordy to the world!” Fordy, huh?

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source: realitywives.net

The secret is out. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named their baby North West because Kim sees her as their “North Star.” No, actually, that is not what GQ reported. Kim said, “It was a rumor in the press and we’d never really considered the name seriously at all. But Kanye and I were having lunch. And Pharrell came over to us and said, ‘Oh my god, are you guys really going to call your daughter North? That is the best name.'” Really, Pharrell?

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It’s a quarter after one, he’s all alone and he’s going to name his baby Cash. Dave Haywood is the guitarist for Lady Antebellum and he named his baby Cash as an homage to his wife’s maiden name Cashiola. Lady Antebellum has a lot of cash so maybe that was also the inspiration for this name. They will always have plenty of Cash. Cash reminds me of Cash Money from Lil Wayne’s label.

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source: whai.com

Jermaine Jackson has his own Twitter. His profile states, “The 4th child of the music dynasty; the Jackson Family. Singer, bassist, composer, philanthropist, father & husband. I love reaching people through my music.” He should add “weird baby namer” to the list! He named his son Jermajesty, as in, “Yes, your majesty. His name is Jermajesty.” Another son is named Jaafar. Jermaine was required to pay $3,000 a month to his ex-wife Alejandra in 2013.

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source: x17online.com

Pete Wentz is making a comeback with Fall Out Boy and it’s probably in an effort to make us forget about his son’s name Saint Lazslo. “I was really sure we were going to have to cancel a show, or that he was going to show up, and he didn’t. That’s why Saint ended up happening, which will only be a problem, I feel, if he actually became a saint,” said Wentz. They wanted the baby to not be born until the touring was over. How thoughtful.

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source: bellanaija.com

There is a song from an episode of “The Simpsons” where the kids sing, “Children! Children! Future! Future! Kids!” Maybe that is where Ciara got the name for her baby who she named Future Zahir Wilburn. Ciara broke up with the baby’s daddy three months after she gave birth. The rapper Future was allegedly cheating on her with his wardrobe consultant Tyrina Lee. They were engaged to be wed with a 15 carat diamond ring on her finger.

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source: stereogum.com

Diplo has a baby named Lazer Lee Louis Pentz with his ex-girlfriend Kathryn Lockhart. He was in a famous Twitter feud with Taylor Swift and Lorde. Now he’s bring out the lasers with Lazer. Diplo has a project called Major Lazer which has been around since 2009. So he basically has two babies named Lazer. HuffPost reported that Major Lazer agreed that their main competitor was Skrillex. It was rumored that Diplo was with Katy Perry but that went south.

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source: gawker.com

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell had a second baby named Delta. Dax told Ellen DeGeneres that people made fun of his first daughter who was named Lincoln for having a masculine name. “So, a friend of mind teasingly texted me: ‘Oh, great! What’s this one gonna be? Navy Seal? Delta Force? Green Beret?’ I was reading this text out loud to Kristen. And I said, ‘Oh, Louis Steve said what if we named her Delta?’Delta! Delta Bell Sheppard! That’s it!'”

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source: celebritybabies.people.com

Soleil Moon Frye named her son Lyric Sonny Roads Goldberg. She also has two other children named Poet and Jagger. There is a boy named Lyric and a girl named Poet. This should be a hit with the schoolyard bullies. They might say, “Hey Poet. Write us a limerick with iambic pentameter and a million stanzas. Hey Lyric, got any melodies and choruses for me today? Hey Jagger, you got the moves like Jagger?”

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source: laineygossip.com

Before Martha Stewart ever made a cake making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s conscious uncoupling, they named their baby Apple. Martin had a booking agent named Marty Diamond who had a daughter named Apple and they asked his permission to do the same to their daughter. Kiwi or Persimmon would have been respectable names, too. How about going into vegetable territory with Kale or Broccoli? Her children are healthy though.

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source: whatthevogue.com

There was a show called “My Name is Earl” starring Jason Lee. He did not name his child Earl. He could have and he should have. But he named his child Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf Lee. Jason told EW that he loved the track “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s The Pilot” from a Grandaddy album called “The Sophtware Slump 2000.” “It was from this track that my wife, Beth, came up with the name Pilot for our son,” said Lee.

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source: fanpop.com

What do Selena Gomez, Victoria Beckham, and her kids have in common? The kids liked watching “Wizards of Waverly Place.” The Beckhams named their daughter Harper Seven based on a character from the show. So she wasn’t named after Harper’s Bazaar magazine eh? The girl’s middle name is David Beckham’s lucky number since it was his squad number for Manchester United. Harper has three brothers named Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. Very nice.

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Where Are They Now? Famous Female Celebrities From The Past

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Have you ever watched an old television series or movie and wondered how the actress’ career turned out? There have been a lot of television reboots and reunions of series that I watched when I was in middle school and high school. Some of the actresses on the series were popular and had a career ahead of them. But then I thought, I haven’t seen much from them since the show ended.

From Alyssa Milano to Olivia Newton-John, Lynda Carter, and more. Here is a look at where popular actresses from the past have been up to.

Olivia Newton-John

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I never got to experience “Grease” when it first hit theaters, but I remember watching it as a kid and absolutely falling in love. Like many young girls, I had the biggest crush on John Travolta and felt like I could relate to Sandy.

“Grease” was Newton-John’s most popular film, but she’s also known for the cult-classic hit song “Let’s Get Physical.” Over the years, she’s done a lot of actor roles, and is still singing.

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The Cast Of Law & Order: Then & Now

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Law and Order first graced our screens in 1990. The show’s dominance throughout the coming decade into the new millennial. The actors who have appeared on television sets of millions of homes have gone on to achieve accomplishments on and off of the program. Their achievements have earned permanent places in viewers’ memories as actors and characters who have shaped popular culture. This list aims to show where twenty-five of the actors on Law and Order have ended up from then to now.

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Jesse L. Martin
Ed Green remains one of the show’s most popular characters among friends. Jesse L. Martin played the character on the show from 2002 all the way until 2008. He would quickly become one of the most popular characters on the show. His character as a detective would eventually be replicated as he currently plays a detective on the hit show, the Flash.

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15 Fairly Shocking Pictures Of Celebrities Without Makeup!

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It’s not easy being a celebrity. Everybody wants to know your business. You want privacy? Forget it. Wherever you go – even if it’s just for a run or to the local grocery store – you can rest assured that there’s a photographer hiding in the bushes ready to take an intrusive snap for the gossip magazines and websites. And nobody in the celebrity world comes under the spotlight more than famous celebrity women do. As well as the pressure to always look good, there’s the pressure to try and live as normal as life as possible under the harsh spotlight of the media. Sometimes that’s not always possible. Sometimes a girl forgets there’s that photographer waiting in the bushes. These are fifteen examples of the occasions when some of our most famous celebrities were caught on camera without their makeup …

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