15 Worst Celeb Magazine Covers EVER
The only thing worse than seeing a bad photo of yourself on the cover of a magazine is being mistaken for somebody who actually is on the cover of a magazine. That’s what happened when a Gawker reporter greeted the wrong model at the Sports Illustrated Swimville event in New York. The reporter handed Kate Bock a magazine to autograph and thought that she was the cover model Hannah Davis. Then Kate looked at the magazine and saw that it wasn’t her. Awkward! At least she was mistaken for another hot model. It’s not like she handed her the cover of the Fangoria horror magazine.
Bradley Cooper was nominated for an Academy Award for his role in the movie “American Sniper.” He was also in this magazine cover for W Magazine. It looks like there is a lot of grease in his hair. The same look can be achieved by simply dunking your head in water and running the fingers toward the back of his head. Nothing says “sexy movie star” more than white suspenders and slicked back hair, right?
Everybody is talking about Bruce Jenner’s transformation right now but there was a time when people talked about Kourtney Kardashian’s transformation too! Kourtney Kardashian had the baby but did she have a super quick liposuction surgery? That’s what this photo on OK Magazine made it look like! Her stomach was completely made to look flattened only seven days after she gave birth to baby Mason. Somebody in the photoshop department must have been dreaming of a quick weight loss solution.
He was a skater boy. She was Avril Lavigne and she had her arm dislocated in this bad photoshop on the Maxim magazine cover. This is what happens when you try to create empty space between the rib bone and the elbow hanging on the side. Somebody didn’t double check their work. But it’s ok since her belly ring and naughty star tattoo looks good. Avril recently released a music video called “Give You What You Like” starring babysitters and steamy showers.
Who ya gonna call? Melissa McCarthy is going to be in the “Ghostbusters” remake! For some reason, Elle decided to hide her figure with this huge coat. We all know the real reason. Some people just love coats! McCarthy will also be in an upcoming movie about a woman who is sent to prison for insider trading called “Michelle Darnell.” There’s a link to “Game of Thrones” since Peter Dinklage will be in the same movie!
This Lucky cover says that Kerry Washington has something to do with fashion, shopping and scandals. But the real scandal here is what they did to her face. The eyes have no soul in this photo. The lines around her mouth are from some god-forsaken world where skin tissue is only one millimeter thick and every bone in her face is poking out. In real life, Washington has a warm smile and in this photo she is a true shell of somebody you used to know.
Her mama told her when she was young, we are all but superstars. And then this Vogue cover of Lady Gaga came out and people wondered what happened to her stomach and her skeleton. The cover would have you believe that she has not ribs, her waist is as wide as a twig, and her thighs disappear into her tiny knees like a gravity-defying act of defiance. We’ll see you at the Oscars, Gaga.
It takes 17 days to get abs according to this Men’s Health cover. Oh yeah, and there’s also the weirdly photoshopped tricep on Zac Efron’s left arm. What is that? It looks like a deflated balloon was popped in his tricep implant. Leave it to the guy who was in “High School Musical” to start the trend of tricep implants. If they can do pecs, boobs, and others, then it doesn’t seem to far-fetched.
Somebody wanted Andy Roddick’s torso to be way bigger than his head and they did everything in their power to make that happen on this Men’s Fitness cover. “How to Build Big Arms in 5 Easy Moves” is the article near his head. Step one is to get a photo of Andy Roddick. Step two is to photoshop it. Step three through five is to keep photoshopping it until he looks ridiculous.
Kristen Stewart, what have they done to you? Everybody knows you don’t like smiling in public and now this has happened. Your left arm has gone to a place where nobody will ever see it again. Vampires, werewolves, and British guys won’t be able to find it. Photoshop manipulation lasts forever. Unless somebody knows how to click the “undo” button. Just undo this whole photo and put on the grunge clothing that we all love you for.
God save the Queen and Kate Middleton’s bad photoshopped photos! Grazia magazine allegedly got into trouble for trimming down her wedding waist to an insane proportion. She looks like a stick figure! Everything was resolved in time, though. The Press Complaints Commission made Grazia release a statement about trying to get rid of Prince William in the picture. Rumors are saying that she is expecting her second baby in April.
The magazine Complete Woman wanted to make Ashlee Simpson a completely photoshopped woman in this photo. The eyeshadow is off the charts and her face is glowing brighter than a Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center. Simpson is allegedly recording new music with her husband Evan Ross. Simpson has been seen hanging out in Hollywood with her hubbie and a baby bump. Simpson’s ex Pete Wentz also has a son with his girlfriend Meagan Camper.
What would Kanye do if he saw this? This is what happens when Kim Kardashian doesn’t play nice with magazine editor at In Touch. They put out an unflattering cover where she is either vomiting or inhaling food and claim that she can’t stop eating! Her hair looks pretty good but the title is just wrong. Anybody can stop eating with a little help from their friends. Fiber cereal also keeps the body feeling full.
This is a fun, flirty new style if you want to flirt with those who commit the fashion faux pas. The wig is matronly and looks like an older Republican convention attendee’s hair. But the worst part of this Britney Spears cover is the outfit. Polka dots, sheer sleeves, and a pink belt never go together. This must have been right before she shaved the hair off. She’s lucky that nobody remembers this Lucky magazine cover or else she might have never made a comeback.
This is a blast from the past since it’s from 2003, but it’s just as shocking. This was six years after Kate Winslet finished the movie “Titanic.” Winslet might have gotten herself wrapped up in the fitness craze of Bowflex but these thighs are just impossible. Winslet recently told People, “I want to keep my health and my sanity and be well fed and happy. My body will never go back to what it was and I wouldn’t expect it to after three babies.”
Oh my god. Ellen DeGeneres looks good as a brunette. Oh wait, that’s Justin Bieber. So it seems that nobody looked at this and thought the eyelashes and lipstick was too much. Bieber was recently eating at a diner in New York when he noticed he was sitting next to a group of police officers. He paid for their bill which was around $200. In return, they thanked him and they all had a friendly picture with him.