15 Things You Shouldn’t Do That Justin Bieber Did!
Over 200,000 people signed a petition to deport Justin Bieber. It’s all up to you, President Obama. Don’t let the people down. The government did not follow up on that plea to help the thousands of people who hate Bieber, but maybe they won’t have to wait too long since he has been getting into all sorts of trouble. Speaking of messing up a good thing, Bieber has been playing with the magical Disney Channel heart of Selena Gomez. Not that! Anything but that! Mickey Mouse would not approve. Here are 15 things that Justin Bieber did which should just not be done.
Uh-oh Spaghetti-O’s! That may be what Justin Bieber thought when he saw the cops at his door. The singer allegedly threw a party in Beverly Hills and reportedly the cops were called. Even Floyd Mayweather supposedly showed up! It was reported that the cops heard a noise complaint, then Justin told them he would turn the music down, and then the cops were called again after some other noise complaint.
Not in Japan! Say it ain’t so, Bieber! Justin Bieber caused an outrage in the land of the rising sun when he took a picture of himself standing in front of buried war criminals from World War II. Justin had to tweet an apology to his Chinese and Japanese fans. You don’t want to lose the fans in Asia, Bieber! That is a major source of potential income.
Codeine and promethazine combine to be what was alleged to be Justin Bieber’s drink of choice. Pictures surfaced of the pint-sized popstar being influenced by the likes of Lil Za and Lil Twist. Whatever happened to drinking just plain old lemonade and Tang? Does anybody remember the days of the magically delicious drink known as Tang?
Justin wrote something bad in a museum for Anne Frank. It was very bad. “Hopefully she would have been a belieber,” he wrote in the guestbook for the Amsterdam shrine which honored Anne Frank. The Facebok page of the Anne Frank House blew up and more than 700 people started posting things like, “that little idiot is way too full of himself.”
The Homeowners Association at the Oaks in Calabasas, CA issued an edict against an unnamed celebrity who has been “wreaking havoc on their streets.” An entire association is confronting you, Beebz. Not good. One could guess that a homeowners association is full of angry parents and elderly folks who have the power to band together like an army.
He peed in a mop bucket in New York. Think of the mop bucket! Bieber and his crew were leaving a nightclub, exiting through the restaurant kitchen when he needed to relieve himself. The mop bucket was reported to be one that was used to clean the restroom. He then sprayed a photo of Bill Clinton with cleaning liquid saying “F*** Bill Clinton.”
Justin attended a hockey game and then he was picked up in a limo. The police made a statement that “an altercation occurred between one of the passengers and the driver of the limousine. A man struck the limousine driver on the back of the head several times.” Next time, just use Uber and keep your hands to yourself, Justin!
Justin pleaded no contest to one count of misdemeanor vandalism for throwing eggs on his former neighbor’s house in Calabasas on January 9. Eggs are for eating and not for throwing, Justin! Think of all of the delicious scrambled eggs, southwestern omelettes, and croquet madams that could have been made with those eggs! This is cruelty to animals and food.
So maybe Bieber thought he was too cool to go through passport control. It all went down at Istanbul’s Sabiha Gokcen Airport when he and his crew neglected to present their travel documents and ran straight for cars outside. The airport officials followed the runaway pop singer and security agreed to do the security check curbside. Bieber escaped a free man!
Bieber was caught by police for racing a yellow Lamborghini in Miami Beach. He was reportedly charged for drag racing and drinking under the influence of alcohol. Hey kids, do not drink and drive. Also, do not drink and drive and drag race! That next party is just not worth it and the act of being arrested sounds like a total bummer
Few may have remembered the Justin Bieber documentary called “Never Say Never.” However, many people will probably remember when Justin told a joke thought to be racist while grinning for the camera in footage that was left out of the documentary. He was reportedly 15 years old when the incident happened so that means you should know better, dude.
The “Justin Bieber Investigation” is like a teenage girl’s fanfiction come to life without all of the comedic shenanigans. A man named Andrew Blankstein tweeted those three words when “offending photos of Justin Bieber taken at Sherman Oaks arcade next to a mini gold course led to an attempted robbery allegation.” Bieber allegedly tried to steal a woman’s phone. You can have a phone and you know it, Bieber!
Seth Rogen is one of America’s most watched comedians and that can be backed up by the fact that he was in multiple movies at your local theater. You do not want to be an enemy of a comedian because they will slay your integrity with every chance they get. Rogen met Bieber on a German talk show and he told Howard Stern that Bieber “was acting like I asked to meet him.” Rogen though, “I don’t want to meet you. Don’t act all nonplussed to meet me.” That is so charming, Bieber.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Justin Bieber’s capuchin monkey because CNN reported that German authorities asked Justin to pay $8,000 for the costs of caring for the monkey which he left behind in Munich. Mally, the monkey in question, is being cared for at a zoo in northern Germany. Bieber’s representatives also declined to comment at the time the animal was reportedly confiscated. Nothing to say about your long lost pet, Beebz? Shame on you!
Leave the graffiti to the professionals like Banksy. Singing in questionably catchy pop tunes is what you’re good at, Justin. A complaint was filed against Bieber with Brazilian authorities for allegedly making graffiti on the wall of an abandoned hotel in Rio de Janeiro. See the sights and the beautiful people. Artpop is for Lady Gaga, don’t you know?