15 Pictures That Prove Toddler North is the Queen of Shade
It’s summertime and you know what that means. Everyone is going to bring out their fans to sit in the shade. However, this isn’t the shade you’re thinking about with all of the sunlight casting shadows on your lawn chair as you sip a martini and the poolboy finds clumps of algae in the hot tub. The shade that really matters is the shade coming from North West. Urban Dictionary describes shade as “acting in a casual or disrespectful manner towards someone.” Even Merriam-Webster lists the tenth definition of the word as “a facial expression of sadness or displeasure.” The paparazzi always seems to catch North West in one of these conditions.
North West probably didn’t want to wear fur, but her mother seems to know best. According to Huffpost, the European aristocracy used to wear furs as a status symbol and people in the Victorian age also skinned animals like badgers and wombats for their fur. Fortune reports that over half of fur buyers are under the age of 44. West totally fits the demographic. Her mind is probably saying, “Don’t sue me, PETA.”
Kim Kardashian posted this picture to Instagram and said, “I don’t know if she’s annoyed with my million daily kisses or my alien face.” The fact that Kim Kardashian would even try to make fun of herself as an example of being “relatable” with an “alien face” is part of the silliness here. North West most likely wants to stop being in all these selfish selfies. Will the madness ever end?
This outfit just screams “Crocodile Dundee” or Steve Irwin. Irwin was an Australian wildlife expert who had his own television show called “The Crocodile Hunter.” He was killed in 2006 after a stingray pierced him in the chest during a documentary called “Ocean’s Deadliest.” Nobody’s baby would want to be associated with such a tragedy. Let’s take a moment to remember the good times that were had with the great Steve Irwin.
As we go on, we remember all the times the Kardashian sisters had together before everything else happened. You can’t bring a baby to a high school graduation and expect them to be all smiles. You need to have excitement, entertainment, and possibly some graduation cake and baby food. North may not have been the life of the party, but her mother was all smiles. “Graduating class of 2014 & 2015! Congrats @kendalljenner & @kyliejenner for graduating high school,” Kim wrote on Instagram.
The shade that is being thrown here is directed at the possible splinters that North and her cousin Penelope could get from sitting in this wooden structure. Someone should baby-proof these things. Line it from top to bottom with bubble wrap and set up some nice non-toxic potpourri. “Omg they look so adorable. I love keeping up with you guys. I want the life you guys got,” wrote an Instragram commenter named “beautiful_crazy_me.”
It is a little bit funny that they have all that money and didn’t have her blow out candles on an actual large cake instead of this small cupcake. Maybe that Minnie Mouse centerpiece was made of cake. Maybe the candle she blew out a switch that lit up all the other candles on all the other cupcakes and it made a mini fireworks extravaganza just for her. That is highly improbable.
This is the part where North West says, “I went to Disneyland and all I got was this facepaint and a red balloon. It doesn’t even look like Minnie Mouse. I don’t even like Minnie Mouse. Where are the costumed princesses and that evil queen that was on the Youtube video where she was perfectly in character?” It might not have been the happiest place on Earth for this little one.
The last place you would remember fond memories is your baptism. This might explain the expression on North’s face when Kanye West and Kim took her to Jerusalem after they visited Armenia in April. They went to the St. James Cathedral in the Armenian Quarter. “I don’t remember posting these pics of us in Jerusalem,” Kim wrote on Instagram. Really, Kim? You don’t remember flying all the way there and posting that stuff even though the world saw you there?
Maybe North West feels that one doesn’t simply wear a tutu. One must earn a tutu after years of watching “Black Swan” starring the elusive Natalie Portman in her Oscar-winning role as a ballerina up against Ashton Kutcher’s baby mama. That is Academy Award-winning gold. Then there are the years of classical ballet training that one must undergo in order to truly become the swan queen. It’s never too early to start Juilliard classes.
The year was 2015 which makes it the present year. The month was March which made it a few months ago. The person sharing the photo was Kris Jenner who is being pit against the new star Caitlyn Jenner by the media according to E! Online. Daily Mail reported that North didn’t look happy in this picture during a brief pit-stop in London. The disgruntled look does somewhat match the “Yeezus Tour” clothing she has on.
You can call it an accidental photobomb. A British billionaire heiress named Alice Bamford was at Nobu when she took this picture of herself and the North West family. Alice also has a restaurant in Malibu. Bamford is part of the JCB farm equipment empire according to Daily Mail. Do they even have baby food on the menu at Nobu? Imagine trying to make your kids eat monk fish pate or broiled japanese eggplant with miso. That’s a refined palate.
What could be so bad even though it is worth six thousand bucks? Kanye was taking North West to a members only children’s play club in Chelsea, West London in March according to Daily Mail. This isn’t the greatest publicity for the club if North is not exactly smiling from ear to ear in connection with her play date. The website for the club lists a “premier” type of membership that includes singing, dancing, swimming, and cooking. Sounds fun.
This was a photoshoot for a magazine called “CR Fashion Book” which is owned by former French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld. You can imagine North just going, “What am I wearing?” Roitfeld seems to have gotten along with North since she posted a photo of her holding the baby in an Instagram post. She wrote, “Baby North and her new ‘nanny.” Lovely little girl xxx.” The sales figures haven’t been released, but according to their website the magazine issue with North sold out.
This was either before or after North West was at the Balenciaga fashion show at Paris Fashion Week. She was 15 months old at the time, according to US Magazine on September 24th. They even said she was wearing baby Timberland boots. That’s actually pretty cool. Target has a couple of boots that almost look like Timberlands you can buy for a much cheaper price. Maybe North recognizes a missed opportunity for a good deal as well.
How awkward was this? North West was sitting next to Beyonce, Jay Z, P. Diddy, and Anna Wintour at New York Fashion Week while watching her dad’s partnership with Adidas. At the same show, NY Daily News reported that Elle editor Anne Slowey said, “Couldn’t they leave it backstage?” It was the battle of the editor versus Kanye West’s daughter! You know who is going to win this one every time.