15 Of The Ugliest Celebrity Babies
Ah… Babies. They’re so cute, aren’t they? Adorable little bundles of joy, they’re all just so sweet. Well, mostly. Not all the time. How do we put this? Some babies are just, well, ugly. Hey, look – don’t get upset with us? It’s true. And it’s not just your friends and family’s sprogs that are less than pretty. Celebrities have aethestically upsetting offspring at times too, you know. We’re sure that a lot of these famous people’s little ‘uns might grow up to be good looking, but as kids? Oof. They ain’t pretty. Here are fifteen…
Don’t worry, we’ll mostly be focusing on babies and toddlers in this gallery, but we just couldn’t ignore this strange-looking son of Nicholas Cage. Now, we can’t be certain that’s he’s all that ugly, but he’s certainly not doing himself any favors in the looks department by going ‘Full Goth’, is he? Still, at least he doesn’t star in a dozen one star movies a year like his old man, so he’s alright by us.
We feel a little mean writing about these kids in such an unkind way. Nic Cage’s offspring’s old enough to fight his own battles, but it seems a little unnecessary to diss Heidi Klum’s little daughter here, doesn’t it? Well, let’s look at it this way, it’s a commonly-held belief that ugly kids make the best-looking adults So little Ms. Klum here has nothing to worry about. In fact, we’re sure Heidi was an ugly baby too!
Jennifer Lopez’s little ‘uns, again, aren’t exactly ugly, are they? And we’re sure they’ll grow up to be perfectly good looking. But, hey – when your mom is one of the hottest mommas out there, you’re going to suffer through the contrast, aren’t you? Just as these two little bambinos are. Sat next to the other kids at school, you might think them cute. But perched on her old lady’s knee? We’re afraid not!
Nothing noticeably ‘ugly’ about this little rugrat. And we’ve gotta say – Blue Ivy Carter’s hair is pretty cool. But when your parents are Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z, you’re going to want to inherit your mom’s genes when it comes to physical looks, aren’t you? Only, for poor little Blue Ivy, she looks far too much like her old man. Which is a bit of a shame for her, isn’t it? Ah well, maybe she’ll grow into it.
Adam Sandler as a woman. You don’t have to imagine it. He’s made plenty of terrible movies where he plays one. Jack and Jill was the last one. And he doesn’t make for a particularly elegant or beautiful lady, does he? No. So you have to feel a little for his little daughter who seems to have her Pop’s genes. The poor girl. Still, maybe’s she’s inherited her dad’s sense of humor. Actually, let’s hope not, eh? You’ve gotta feel for this little ‘un…
So, um… Here’s a thing. Did you know that Cher has a son? That was born a daughter? We didn’t. The elegant singer is renowned for her figure and timeless good looks (admittedly, partly to do with plastic surgery). So it’s quite a surprise that she would have a child that’s noticeably overweight, not the best looking and with an unusual personal life. Still, he looks happy enough. And that’s the most important thing, isn’t it (A: yes)?
Here we go with another ‘They Wish They Looked Like Their Moms’… We saw it before with Beyonce and Jay-Z’s little baby Blue Ivy. And it’s a similar situation here with their friends, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Their daughter – the oddly-titled ‘North West’ – doesn’t look enough like her pretty mom for our liking here. Maybe the future will see her grow prettier. But for now? Hmmm.
Ray Winstone has a certain roguish charm about him, doesn’t he? A North Londoner, he can play a tough guy with a menace bubbling away underneath the surface with some ease. And in doing so, retains a certain type of attractiveness. His daughter Jaime Winstone isn’t unattractive herself, but she does look a little, how can we say? A little ‘working class’? Oh we feel so catty. Sorry, Jaime. MEOW.
Christina Aguilera is hot, isn’t she? There’s no getting around that fact. Even when she piles on the pounds (which she does do from time to time), she’s still so cute. So it comes as some surprise that her offspring would be anything less than adorable. Mind you, you’ve not seen what the father looks like. He is NOT a handsome chap. So you’ve gotta feel for the kid. Although his mom is Christina Aguilera. That’s pretty cool, isn’t it?
Amanda ‘Powerhouse’ Lucas is a mixed martial artist who fights at lightweight and instills fear into her opponent’s hearts. And fear that she’ll get hurt into her dad’s heart. And just who is her ol’ Papa? Well, it’s none other than the man behind Star Wars himself, Mr. George Lucas. Admittedly, Lucas isn’t known for his good looks exactly, is he? And Amanda’s job is getting hit, but still. She makes the list. We just hope she doesn’t ever read this… *GULP*
Now this is a weird inclusion, granted. Madonna is and has been for some time, an international sex symbol. And her daughter Lourdes is now a model and beautiful lady in her own right. And while she doesn’t exactly look terrible here in this photograph, we’ve seen pictures of her as a younger girl and she’s just eyebrows. Seriously, she was about 75% eyebrows up until puberty, the poor girl.
Minnie Driver, despite her impressively wide head, is a pretty lady. Always had been. You don’t go out with Matt Damon without being attractive. So you’ve got to be relatively surprised to see her kid turn out like this. As ever, perhaps he’ll grow into his looks. And his hair will darken. But for now? He’s certainly winning no ‘Cutest Kid’ competitions, is he?
Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s secret model. So – understandably – she’s pretty perfect looking. So how this kid has come from her is anyone’s guess. The Brazilian model should be pumping out the best looking sprogs ever seen, but something’s gone badly wrong here. We don’t know how this has happened. We really don’t.
When Demi Moore and Bruce Willis decided to make babies, few people would guess that any of them would end up looking quite as ‘unique’ as Rumer Willis (far right). Her younger sisters are so much prettier than her and that really can’t be good for you. Especially when you’re trying to break into Hollywood. And you’re not getting very far. There’s a pretty good reason, we think.
Miyam Bialik is famous now for her role in the smash hit sitcom The Big Bang Theory, but a lot of us forget that she played Blossom too. But what she should also be kind of known for is her ugly kid. Sure, Mayim’s no pin-up, but she has her charm. The same can’t be said for her big ol’ hairy ex-husband Mike Stone who fathered this fat-faced little critter. Still, as we keep saying – we’re sure he’ll grown into his face and be a better looking adult!