15 of the Kardashian Klan’s Biggest Fashion Faux Pas
Kendall Jenner probably has a lot of clothes thanks to all of her photoshoots. Her sisters probably have big closets filled with freebies from their time on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” show. Kim doesn’t even need to wear clothes. She broke the internet just by taking them off and showing her butt to Paper Magazine. Clothes are just an afterthought. That would explain all of these fashion faux pas that the Kardashians have committed over the years. You might say the Kardashians have risen to the upper crust of Hollywood. However, those at the top have their moments at the bottom.
We start with the mother of the Kardashian Klan, Kris Jenner. Her daughter Kendall Jenner was walking the runway, but she wanted a runway of her own. She wore mesh trousers at the Chanel show at Paris Haute Couture Fashion Week this year. I don’t see this fashion statement taking off any time soon. You might as well tape some fish nets around your legs to achieve the same effect. Oh, that’s right. They already invented fishnet stockings.
Hide the altar boys! Don’t let the priest see! Kendall and Kylie Jenner dressed their Sunday Best for an Easter mass in Los Angeles and this was just not good enough for some people. “We have people come casually dressed in jeans and sneakers, but certainly none with an exposed midriff. There’s a fine line. You certainly wouldn’t want to do something to distract people,” Father John Knapp told New York Daily News.
We need Peter Griffin to jump out of “Family Guy” and shout “cultural misappropriation!” for this one. Khloe Kardashian was in Dubai a couple weeks ago and wore a nijab and a hijab. These are usually worn by women in the Muslim community to cover their face. She wrote, “Habibi love” on Instagram and commenters were angry. “I have never been more offended in my whole entire life. My sister wears the nijab and she gets vilified daily. You can wear it and it gets sexualized and praised. I am deeply offended and was a fan of yours, I am disgusted,” said one commenter.
Denim on denim is ok if you’re stuck in the past. But we hope that Kim is trying to look toward the future and not the past. Her shoes didn’t even complete the outfit! Don’t tell me you can afford a denim outfit and not afford denim sneakers or denim high heels. Lulu’s and Gojane.com has them for about $35 retail. You can afford it, Kim. Let the laws of fashion be your guide.
Those are some flashy shorts, but the rest of it has got to go. There is no sense of proportion here. Kourtney clearly went out to work behind the counter of this store and that was the only thing on her mind. But a simple spaghetti strap top would be so much better than this nurse scrub she’s got going on. Then again, nothing can really salvage those shorts. Back to the drawing board.
There’s green hair on top, elephant ears on the sleeves, and leather pants on the bottom. That’s a look. You know the flying nun from “The Flying Nun” did elephant ears so much better. It was a sitcom in the 60s about a nun who could fly. When you want to look stylish, look no further than the nun who would go on adventures by catching a gentle breeze and lifting off into the holy light.
Why worry about keeping your legs warm when you’re a superstar like Kendall? Just throw some embroidery on a large napkin and cut a hole for the neck. Don’t be shy with the craft scissors. Go to town on that dress and you will have a huge panel hanging between your knees. Imagine where the panel will fly off to when you have to do a 100 meter dash to the bathroom before the other red carpet beauties line the stalls.
Somewhere out there is a naked chihuahua or pomeranian, cold and alone in the wilderness. It weeps for the fur it once had. It remembers the time before somebody sheared off its source of warmth to glued onto the shoulders of a coat for Kendall Jenner. Her smiles would lead you to believe that the little hairless dog is in a better place. She could have just taken brown hair clippings from a hair salon and gotten the same look. This look is just weird.
Looks like somebody doesn’t want to leave much to the imagination. This might be a boob window or a screen door for her chest. Either way, we probably won’t be seeing this outfit from Kourtney anytime soon. They say that hairstyles can frame your face. Well, this dress is framing our beloved Kardashian sister in an unflattering position that will never grace the pages of Vanity Fair. Hopefully, the Kardashian clothing line “Dash” has better pieces than this.
It’s like Tinkerbell without the wings and there’s no Peter Pan. The color is alright if you want to hang out with Captain Hook and the crocodile with the clock in his mouth but not for the red carpet. Props for the matching eyeshadow, though. That’s a bold move. Try not to look too hard at her big toes squeezed tightly beside her other toes poking out of those shoes. There can only be one Tinkerbell.
I totally get it. She’s at the People’s Choice Awards and standing in front of the Scope mouthwash and Crest toothpaste sign. That ribbon or sash hanging around her neck is the symbol for dental floss! Her teeth look decent here too. The sexy librarian costume is always a winner at Halloween, so why not use it at the People Choice Awards? The people can choose Kim as their favorite librarian.
This is where Kendall gets it from. One sister starts wearing furry caterpillars around her neck and then the whole family is looking through turnip gardens for a new accessory. Be careful, Kim, because a 2-year-old girl in Virginia got sent to the hospital after touching a furry caterpillar according to WTSP news. Some caterpillars have little barbs attached to venom glands that can sting and spread up the arm.
It looks like these Kardashian sisters were ready to go to the prom…and go wild. After all, they were all smiles in front of this “Girls Gone Wild” wall. That’s the last thing prom dresses need is to be associated with the likes of “Girls Gone Wild.” Girls can go wild without Joe Francis or his videos. Kourtney has also been seen with her kids at Francis’ Mexican villa in Punta Mita.
Kylie Jenner is ready for the rainy weather. It’s hard to believe that she would spend her days far away from Los Angeles where it hardly rains though. This is not a very trendy fashion statement, but it is a very practical one. It’s convenient because she can go to the gym and not worry about sweat staining her clothes. It will just wick away like water off a duck’s back.
Kim wore dungarees and a khaki bra. The “crocodile hunter” look came and went with this look. Nothing says high fashion like “two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. If only Kanye could have seen her in front of the McDonald’s signs. But all anybody else can see is the dollar signs that these two have in their bank accounts. You can tell the look in her eyes says, “I’m lovin it.”