15 Celebs Who Surprisingly Battle Cellulite
Despite what television, theater screens and various websites and magazines might try and make us believe, celebrities are just humans, like you and me. They sleep, they eat, they poop. Sure, Jennifer Lawrence’s poop might smell like lavender or something, but still. Anyway, the point we’re making is that they’re normal. So it’s not just non-famous women that get cellulite on their butts and thighs. Celebrities get it too. Those little crinkly lines that you can see on the skin of women’s hips and behinds? That’s it – that’s what we’re talking about. And here’s fifteen famous ladies that suffer with it…
You might well remember Cindy Crawford for being the world’s hottest ever – and arguably first ever – supermodels. Or that she was married to Richard Gere for the first half of the nineties. What you shouldn’t remember her for is the cellulite she has now. The woman’s 49 ferchrissakes, we’ll let her off! In fact, she’s still pretty damn hot if you ask us.
It’s all gone a bit wrong for Tara Reid over the past few years, hasn’t it? She’s flushed away a promising career in the movies and had so many botched plastic surgery ‘enhancements’, it’s unreal. And while the cellulite you can see here might not be the product of surgery-gone-wrong, it just adds to the general car crash nature of the once-beautiful actress.
27 year-old Barbadian pop sensation Rihanna is desired by men (and women) the world over. Her stunning looks and feisty attitude combine to make her irresistible. So it’d take a particularly picky person indeed to kick the Pon de Replay singer out of bed for having a few creases at the top of her thighs. We certainly wouldn’t… So, Rihanna, if you’re reading this… And you’re cool with us publishing this pic. Call us?
Lady Gaga is strapped up pretty tight in these tight ol’ stockings and suspenders, so there’s pressure on her legs here, but there’s definitely the beginnings of a spread of cellulite visible on the model/singer/actress leg and butt. She’s keeping a pretty strong Poker Face here, but we can tell that she wishes the Paparazzi had stayed home.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and we Love her. She’s a true natural beauty with the kind of curvy body that would make a man kill for. And we’re being uber picky here to point out her small little butt dimples. She could be absolutely covered in cellulite and we’d still Love to get our hands on her. We Don’t Know What She Did Last Summer, but we’re sure she looked hot doing it.
DAMN! Even Oscar-winning beaut Halle Berry suffers from the dreaded cellulite. It’s further proof that the fat dimpling demons can strike down anyone, including A list stars like Ms. Berry. Sure, she’s getting on a little bit now at the grand ol’ age of 49 (yup – seriously!), but generally, she stills looks soooooo good! So we’ll look over the small little patch of cellulite, huh? The woman’s nearly fifty!
It’s not for us to criticize a sixty year-old woman for having cellulite. It’s almost inevitable. What we would say though, as a piece of advice, more than anything… is not to stroll around in a revealing bikini when you’re a sixty year-old woman. Donatella Versace demonstrates why we say that here on a beach vacation. The paps gets everywhere, Ms. V. Don’t forget.
Reese Witherspoon may well have caused ripples amongst the movie world with her brilliant portrayal of June Carter Cash in 2005 Johnny Cash biopic Walk The Line, but the ripples we’re more interested in here are the ones on her butt and the backs of her thighs. See? We told you that even big time movie actresses get cellulite too. And would we lie to you?
Latina megastar, acting heavyweight and pop sensation Jennifer Lopez is, as we all know, from the block. But whether you’re a queen or born into poverty, you stand exactly the same chance of getting cellulite. Admittedly J-Lo is now in a better financial position to potentially tackle cellulite issues now she’s loaded. Still, for the meantime, it’s there and this picture proves it.
Janice Dickinson used to be a pretty desirable woman. One of the first wave of supermodels, she was tall, slim and sleek. But since those heady days, it’s all gone a bit downhill for her. Her frequent meltdowns and explosive arguments with people on reality television shows have teamed up to make her quite an unpopular figure. And one with cellulite, no less.
The 29 year-old British reality television star Lauren Goodger is famed back in her homeland for her constantly ballooning weight, putting on and dropping the kilos seemingly every day. One week she’ll have a fitness DVD out, the next she’ll be on the front cover of a celebrity gossip rag covered in chocolate cake. So it’s now wonder she struggles on the cellulite front.
Oh, yes. Even the world’s most popular, well-paid, most talented and lusted-after A-list star in the world gets cellulite. Surely that has to be reassuring to women all across the globe, huh? So let’s just all take a moment to kick back and enjoy the dimpled buttocks of Scarlet Johansson…
London-born actress Mischa Barton seems to have been around for a long time, doesn’t she? But in fact, she’s only twenty nine. We all remember from her appearance in The OC, don’t we? Now, we also all know that The ‘OC’ in The OC stands for ‘Orange County’, but after seeing these pictures, it could just have easily stood for ‘Oh, Cellulite!’
Genie in a Bottle, Cellulite on Her Legs. Pop singer Christina Aguilera looks to be suffering from the dreaded cellulite curse here. It appears to be mostly affecting her upper legs, though that’s just what we can peek from this view and angle. Who knows? Maybe it’s all over the place. We don’t know. We’ve never managed to see her fully naked, we’re afraid.
It’s been a little bit of a fall from grace for pop singer Britney Spears. She used to be one of the world’s most desirable women. And a few personal problems have seen her drop down the rankings of people. Still, that was always going to happen with age, wasn’t it? Oh, and apropos of nothing, did you know that ‘Britney Spears’ is an anagram of ‘Presbyterians’? You learn something new every day.